What was your maternal grandma like?

Chic and kind and funny and fun. She was a hairdresser with an affinity for cheetah print, and when I was little we had matching pajamas. She was childhood friends with a founder of Cheesecake Factory and once while they were making brownies she made him laugh so hard he peed his pants.

What color is your aura?

See for yourself!

What are you allergic to?

Mold, dust, egg, garlic, kidney beans.

Have you ever done a juice cleanse?

Yes, and it was easier than I thought it would be. To answer your follow up questions: I broke it with veggie pho and felt better than ever before, then probably ruined the results by eating three cakes for my birthday a few days later.

Please rank the housewives franchises

No.

At least tell me your favorite?

New York!  🍎✨

What’s your dream writing gig?

Working on Kylie Jenner’s memoir when we’re both in our 70s. North West then asks me to work on her’s too.

Are these questions actually frequently asked?

Absolutely not. But you’re happy you know the answers, right?